last night in quotes

(On my older online journal I used to post “last month in texts” before Texts From Last night took over the world.) Here are some unrelated but interesting quotes from Saturday night:

“Slut is not a derogatory word.”

“Shut up! How many abs do you have? 37?”

“I grabbed what I thought was mints. Apparently it’s mustard.”

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